Fortunately, I'm not this bad. This is a serious book collection!
bibliotaph - a person who hoards books. I didn't make this one up, but I am one. Now I'm working on a cure, which is that I won't buy any more bookshelves. The trouble is that now I am stacking books on top of bookshelves and any other flat surfaces that present themselves, so I have devised Rule #2: For every new book I put on a bookshelf, another book must be removed. And I'm sure that will work for a while...at least until I decide what to do with those pesky knickknacks that are hogging the space. Once that problem is resolved, I'll have more room for books!