Wednesday, 24 May 2017

#WordWednesday

I cannot resist more puns. These are from one of those old circular emails that we all used to get; most of them were a pain, but some were pretty good. This one included a few good puns, which I wanted to share because...wait for it: A good pun is its own reword.

So here you go. I make no claims of authorship on these but wish I could with a few of them:

* My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.

* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

* A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

* I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

* I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

* If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

* Corduroy pillows are making headlines.


Okay, I'm done. Know any other good ones?

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